- What would a plumber like for their birthday?
: A pipe cleaning
- What do plumbers have when they fall asleep?
: Pipe dreams
- What do plumbers always say to customers?
: Each time you flush a toilet, you put food in my family’s mouth.
- How are a bodybuilder and a plumber alike?
: They both love pumping iron.
- A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too.
- What did one toilet say to the other?
: You look flushed!
- A good flush beats a full house every time.
- What do Italian Plumbers use to contact the dead?
: A Luigi board.
- What did the plumber say to the lady when he was standing on front of her sink?
: I am at your disposal.
- Why did the walrus become a plumber?
: Cause he loves a tight seal.
- What vegetable do plumbers hate?
- How does a plumber make money in the casino?
: Playing craps.
- Did you hear that someone broke into the Police Station and stole all the toilets?
: Right now, the cops have nothing to go on.
- Why was the plumber depressed?
: His career went down the toilet.
- Why do plumbers fall asleep at work?
: Their job is draining.
- What did the plumber find in Superman’s bathroom?
: A Superbowl.
- Why do Scotsmen never call a plumber?
: Because they are pipers themselves.
- A plumber is the only guy who can take a leak… and fix it too.
- What does a plumber say in a library?
: Pipe Down!
- What do you get when you cross a plumber with a jeweler?
: A ring around the bathtub
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