Everyone loves a good laugh. Even plumbers! Here are 20 Plumbing Jokes that will keep you and your friends giggling.
- What would a plumber like for their birthday?
: A pipe cleaning - What do plumbers have when they fall asleep?
: Pipe dreams - What do plumbers always say to customers?
: Each time you flush a toilet, you put food in my family’s mouth. - How are a bodybuilder and a plumber alike?
: They both love pumping iron. - A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too.
- What did one toilet say to the other?
: You look flushed! - A good flush beats a full house every time.
- What do Italian Plumbers use to contact the dead?
: A Luigi board. - What did the plumber say to the lady when he was standing on front of her sink?
: I am at your disposal. - Why did the walrus become a plumber?
: Cause he loves a tight seal. - What vegetable do plumbers hate?
: Leeks - How does a plumber make money in the casino?
: Playing craps. - Did you hear that someone broke into the Police Station and stole all the toilets?
: Right now, the cops have nothing to go on. - Why was the plumber depressed?
: His career went down the toilet. - Why do plumbers fall asleep at work?
: Their job is draining. - What did the plumber find in Superman’s bathroom?
: A Superbowl. - Why do Scotsmen never call a plumber?
: Because they are pipers themselves. - A plumber is the only guy who can take a leak… and fix it too.
- What does a plumber say in a library?
: Pipe Down! - What do you get when you cross a plumber with a jeweler?
: A ring around the bathtub
We hope you got a chuckle out of these plumbing jokes. Do you have a clean plumbing joke that we didn’t share? Share it with us! Visit our website to submit your joke, www.emergencyplumbingservice.com.
